10 Easy Steps to an Amusing Day

If you go by the history of mankind... err, we will keep that for later. Getting straight to the amusement.

1. Cackle like a Cock - Give a lil' coo-ka-da-koo a try the first thing in the morning. If nothing else you will at least feel like a cock.. and women it seems like... ahem...moving to the 2nd step.

2. Brush your Teeth with the Wrong Hand - Using both sides of your brain has been documented to improve efficiency. Whether that is ture or not, trying to brush with your wrong hand can surely drive away the mornign blues.

3. Snort Black Pepper before Breakfast - Extremely effective during those long winters. Once you have crossed the threshold you can even try the uncrushed pepper seeds. A bigger norstil though is recommended.

4. Drive out of the Parking on a Reverse Gear - Throw caution to the winds and get your car out on the road driving only on the reverse gear. You can continue the excursion for further thrills and lawsuits.

5. Express your Views on Tax Vehemently - Pick a nice spot in your office or your train or the bus. Perch yourself and let everyone know your feeling deep down about the whole tax system in your country. What you know nothing about the tax? Then shout about how you don't know anything about tax. Tax is everyone's favourite foe, even the kids like to talk about it. Thinking about that, one mgiht even want to indulge in an intellecutal debate with school children on the harakiri the govt. is committing with its tax regime. See how tax has taken up a the longest explaination here.. trust me taxing others tax is your way to amusement and a stress free life.

6. Call up your wife and say "..hey baby, how are you.. oops!" - And then hang up the phone. She will call you back, don't pick up. She will try again, pick up now and say you are busy and will talk later. Have none of her questions just hang up. The excitement of the horrors waiting later in the day is unimaginble.. trust me!

7. Toss a coin onto a beggars plate - And don't stop till you succeed. If you miss go back pick the coin and try again. If you hit it right, go abck pick the coin and try again, you would want to know if it was a fluke the first time.

8. Challenge your Boss to arm wrestle right after a meeting - The whole desicison of whether to lose or beat your boss is enough amusement to last a month. Of course the look on eveyrone else face when you ask this is an added bonus.

9. Walk into a Dark Room.. and keep walking - My eternal favourite. Done honestly with an added blindfold and no light to turn to, it is the best way out fo boredom and into the doc's clinic.

10. Take your Dad to a Strip Club - The amusing part is only the look on his face when he finds out where he is..

While am yet to really come out of my dad's reaction after the look on his faced vanished witht e last one, I have generally shared wonderful moments in my life with the others. In fact the tax bit actually landed me a job .. as a local TV presenter! Mom was very proud that day. Got fired onthe second day though for trying the pepper stunt on live television.

Anyway.. so here it is.. go ahead make that day an amusing one to remember...